Therbligs: Therbligs are expected to be minimal, but protection is recommended. A thin coating of vaseline or a sprig of licorice (natural, not artificial) placed in the left breast pocket is usually effective. In case of emergency, tweezers will be available at the front preview desk.
Lodging: Those of you who cleave unto loafing on the floor will be accommodated, of course. For all of you non-floor loaf cleavers, here's a list of local lodging (awful alliterative, ain't I?):
Brunch: Celebrating the reunion of that exclusive society, the Madbrunchers, we will be gathering next door to open juggling from 9:00am-12:00 noon on Sunday. If you plan on dropping by (or eating, even) let us know by 1-1-1995 by sending in this convenient non-perforated form to Mark along with a check made out to Wisconsin Union.
Public Show: Those of you wishing to perform at the public show should contact T.R. Loon, at (608)244-0244. A professional quality video will be produced and available for you to send your mom.