FEBRUARY 1996 VOLUME 9 NUMBER 1

U.S. $1.50 FOREIGN $1.75

Mark Nizer and Alan Howard just can't get enough practice...
(photo by the The Great Ballini)

Inside This Issue:

The Info and Credits Page!	Whirled News!
Spank, Spank! Squirt, Squirt!	Thumb Thing Wrong!
Humor Me!	European Report