Chicken Crossin' the Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? 
 - To get to the other side 		

Why did the turkey cross the road?
 - To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
 - Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the horse cross the road?
 - Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the squirrel cross the road? 
 - Because he was stapled to a chicken
(This is the punk rock version)

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
 - To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and 
cross the road again ?
 - Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
 - Because he didn't have enough guts

Why didn't the person who had a near death experience cross the road ?
 - To get to the other side

Why did the cow cross the road ?
 - To get to the udder side or......To go to the moooooovies! 

Why did the turtle cross the road?
 - To get to the shell station

Why did the rooster cross the road
 - To cockadoodle dooo something


Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
 - He heard the referee calling fowls



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